Not Original

It was a normal winter day in Vancouver B.C. They had been having a problem with biker gangs so bartenders were ordered to not serve to people who look like they have been using drugs. So a bear walks into a bar. On the way in he sees a tasty girl on the payphone and swollows her whole. People see this but no one really cares because after all, he's a bear. That's what bears do. He walks up to the bar.

"Bartender! I'll have a gin an tonic."

"Sorry bear...we don't serve drug addicts."

The bear walked out disappointed. The next night he tried again. He was in town on a business trip and didn't want to let his collegues down. He figured he'd try a new bar. They walk in the door, sit at the bar and order their drinks. While waiting for the drinks, the bear gets up and goes to the bathroom. On the way back he noticed a girl leaving the ladies room. He ate her.

Finally he gets back to the bar. The bartender hands the bear's friends their drinks but didn't give the bear his.

"Hey there pal. I ordered a gin and tonic. Where is it."

"Sorry bud, we don't serve drug addicts."

"you're the second guy that's told me that. What are you talking about?"

The bartender replied, "well, that was a bar bitch you ate."